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Australian- Eliza 3/7/97

Instagram: @elizaeggington


organic-vibesx:

WOW DO YOU EVER REALIZE HOW BAD OF A FRIEND SOMEONE IS LIKE WOAH YOU’RE A HORRIBLE FUCKING PERSON 

(via superunicornspermworld)



churchsext:

bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge 

(via heart)



dscourage:

the problem with me is that i care too much about what others think of me & it literally kills me 

(via carelessly)



starrynights-:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

are you satan

(via ce-worthington)



methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

(via broke-nwish)



cieply:

im gonna like ur selfie even if u didnt like mine to show whos the better person

(via mysticalmermaidd)